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FUCKSHIT	NO BARGAIN	I FIND YOUR LACK OF FAITH DISTURBING	MERRY XMAS - KISS MY ASS	TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME
THAT BITCH BIT ME!!	THE BITCH IS NOT MOVIN NOW

I DON'T CARE I AM A CLONE

SOCIAL WORKER FRONT SOCIAL DRINKER BACK

I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T REMEMBER, I DON'T CARE

WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GEY... NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY

I EARNED MY FREEDOM

ALCOHOL COMPLIANCE	I'M A SLUT	BOZO
UNPLEASANT PLEASANTRY	KICK UR ASS	RECREATIONAL USER	MONO GUY
DON'T ASK ME I DID NOT STUDY	I AM INFECTIOUS	ON PAROLE	DON'T ASK ME I WAS ABSENT
I AM A SAVAGE	LIFE'S A BITCH	I AM POISON	999
ON THE ROAD TO HELL	I AM GOING TO HELL IN EVERY RELIGION	FUCK THE SHORTS!	I AM INCAPACITATED
COCTAIL ZOMBIE	ORGASMATRON	GET YOUR FUCKING CHANGE	BEST BEFORE TOMORROW
BUYER BEWARE	LIVE FAST, DIE OLD	TODAY I AM THE OLDEST I'VE EVER BEEN AND THE YOUNGEST I'LL EVER BE	TAKE ME TO YOUR BED	I PROTECT AND SERVE (WOMEN)
LEAVE THAT KID ALONE!	IF YOU DON'T EAT THE MEAT, YOU DON'T GET THE PUDDING!	I REBEL SO I LIVE	I AM SO AWEFULL
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S LEGAL!	SUPERDICK	YOU HAVE GOT SPAM	SAY YES BABY!	I AM A CUSTOMER. SO I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.
SPEND THAT MONEY!	TUNED OUT	GO BACK TO START HONEY	ONLY CRAZY SHIT IS ALLOWED
I PISS INTO THE OUTLET	CHEAT AND LIE AND STEAL	I DON'T BELIEVE A WORD
I AM HANDICAPABLE	PROCASTINATE THAT	I TRIED BEING REASONABLE, I DIDN'T LIKE IT.	I'M A MENTOR TO ANYBODY WHO'S INTERESTED	WHY AM I A STAR? IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE OF LOOKS.
BORN TO.LOSE - LIVE TO WIN!	49% MOTHERFUCKER - 51% SONOFABITCH	THEN THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU, YOU'RE CERTAINLY NOT VERY GOOD.	HEY, I WAS JUST JOKING!	THE BEST PRESIDENT GOD EVER CREATED!!
DONT'T KNOW ENOUGH TO CARE	YOU TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO!	HONEY, YOU ARE LOVELY STILL TO SEE,	BUT SNOW WHITE WILL BE	A THOUSAND TIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU.
ANY ALCOHOLICS? - WELCOME HOME!	THIS WASN'T MY IDEA	SHE HAS A BEAUTIFUL BODY... ...BURIED UNDER 300 LBS OF FAT!	HARD! HARDER!! HARDER!!!!	WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PEACHES??
HACKER BACKER	ANOTHER PERFECT DAY :/	TWO FACED WOMEN	I ATE GARLIC	MOVE OVER I'M COMING THROUGH!
YOU NEVER HAD SUCH MEAT IN YOUR MOUTH	GATES MAKING WINDOWS?	YOBIBYTE	NEED A JUMP START?	PREPARE TO DIE
STATES RIGHTS	KICK ASS	I KNOW I'LL GET THE JOKER	I'M IN LOVE WITH ROCK AND ROLL	JUST DO IT - DON'T EVER THINK
DIDN'T YOU GET THAT MEMO?	WORKING ON MY NEXT HEART ATTACK	I HAVE THE RED STAPLER	IM NOT IN KANSAS ANYMORE	I'M A CASUALTY OF Y2K
I'LL SET THE BUILDING ON FIRE...	I AM EXPRESSING MYSELF YEAH 🖕	I'M TOO BIG TO FAIL	MY CALENDAR IS ALWAYS FREE	THEY MADE ME AMORON
NO FUTURE	I ONLY EAT FORBIDDEN FRUITS	NO MORE B.S.	STAY OUT OF JAIL	LIVE FOREVER MOTHER FUCKER GRAMMAR SUCKS MATH SUCKS
YOU GOT THE POWER BUT YOU DON'T GOT THE RIGHT	JUMPING JACK	OLD AGE? I DONT RECOMMEND IT	NOBODY IS AS CRAZY LIKE ME	DONT PRESS THAT BUTTON
YOU'VE GOT YOURS I VE GOT MINE	I WILL FIND YPU ANF I WILL KILL YOU	TMTOWTDI	(THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WAY TO DO IT)	I'M NOT SAFE FOR WORK
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU - YOU'RE CERTAINLY NOT VERY GOOD.	OUR COUNTRY IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!	THE BULLET THAT KILLS YOU WON'T HURT.	HERE'S THE STORY IT'S ONLY ME	RETIRE EARLY FROM B.S.
EVERYTHING'S EASY WHEN YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IT	CERTIFIED WACKO	WANT HOT FOOD, A WARM WOMAN AND A COLD DRINK	WHY SO MANY WOMEN DON'T LIKE TO TOUCH RAW MEAT?	LEAST RESISTANCE
START LAST FINISH FIRST	THIS IS THE STORY: IT'S ONLY ME.	TURN UP THE DAMN VOLUME!!	FAKE IT UNTIL U MAKE IT	BASTARD
WHAT I SAY IS WHAT I SAY	A DARK JEDI	EMERGENCY!	HANDLE WITH CARE	ALL I KNOW IS WHO I AM I'LL NEVER LET YOU DOWN
I NEED 1 MILLION DOLLARS TO DO NOTHING	I DID MY TIME	A PIG IS A PIG. AND THAT'S THAT!	I NEED YOUR JACKET YOUR BOOTS AND YOUR MOTORCYCLE	BE A MAN - FIX THE GLITCH
KILLED BY DEATH	ONE NIGHT STAND

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